showsnopiety: (Oh God)
Caren Ortensia (Hortensia) ([personal profile] showsnopiety) wrote2016-04-04 01:51 pm
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"You are speaking to Caren Ortensia. I'm here for your needs."
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yancat: <user name=recondites> (give me them gold coins)

[personal profile] yancat 2016-11-02 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
No, that won't be necessary.

[ The bandit job at Petrosian is something he'll really have to look into, then. But he can't do it in his condition... ]

I have another question, then. Has the government ever gone back on their word?
yancat: by me (he doesn't mind I have a Las Vegas past)

[personal profile] yancat 2016-11-02 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Refusing to provide a cure, for example.

[ He tries to stifle a cough. ]

Refusing to return us to our worlds, for example.
yancat: <user name=recondites> (bright blue ripples)

[personal profile] yancat 2016-11-03 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm.

[ Most would be irritated with her dripping sarcasm, but. ]

You sound like you've given up. That's a shame.
yancat: by me (my old man is a tough man but)

[personal profile] yancat 2016-11-04 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Spirit, yes. Something, definitely. ]

Of course. That would be naive. [ People are selfish and greedy. It's human nature. ] We'll just have to find other ways to convince them.

But I understand that research takes time. Let me know when you have the algae in stock. Ah, no— I'll call you.
yancat: by me (my old man is a bad man but)

[personal profile] yancat 2016-11-05 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, he's not completely heartless. But he also doesn't care enough to elaborate on his views on the matter, so he'll leave it at that. ]

Good. [ And before Caren thinks this call is over— ] I have one last question: what's the most popular item on your menu?
yancat: by me (he loves me with every beat)

[personal profile] yancat 2016-11-06 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
I see. [ So that will be his competition. ] I'll have to pay your shop a visit sometime.

Well, that's all I have to ask, so thank you. Goodbye then.

[ And without waiting for her, he hangs up! ]