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[showsnopiety]

"You are speaking to Caren Ortensia. I'm here for your needs."

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[flirtations]

Do you have that little faith in your talents? I'm sure my ears can handle it.


[ of course he's playing dumb. but in his eyes, of course caren is cute and sweet, too.

... what an odd thought. ]

[showsnopiety]

Don't be coy. What, did you want to make it into a contest? Would you like me to ruin your hearing?

I could certainly give it a try. I won't even amplify the sound.

[....is this flirting? This. Might be flirting.

....what. Is her *life*]

[flirtations]

No, I admit defeat before we even start? I don’t want you to ruin my hearing… then I could never hear your beautiful voice again.

[showsnopiety]

[Yup. They're flirting.]

My voice is not that remarkable. I might have to beat you up anyway, the next time we meet.

You're just that ridiculous.

[flirtations]

You are so cruel, but it only makes me more endeared.

Do you promise?

[ if there was ever any doubt before, there can't be now. This is their version of flirting. ]

[showsnopiety]

It might even be a touching image, if it didn't mean I wasn't picturing you touching yourself.

Pervert.

Did you have any particular requests for your beating? Only kicks, spanking, that sort of thing?

[Their flirting was strange.]

[flirtations]

Am I really the only pervert if that's what you picture?

Do I get requests now, too? You're much too nice to a pervert.

[showsnopiety]

It's your fault, so I blame you, pervert.

I'm not saying I would do as you asked. But it never hurts to have an idea.

[flirtations]

I will gladly accept all blame if it means you continue thinking about me.

And still, you give a man hope. That's all a pervert like me could ask for!

[showsnopiety]

Is that all you want? My attention?

Greedy little pervert. We'll see what I do with you later.

[flirtations]

I do love the nicknames you give me.

I look forward to it, Caren-chan.

[showsnopiety]

Good.

You'll likely hear something like a dying cat in the near future. And that is something you can only blame yourself for.